Foods Can Talk

Laura McNamara

Gourmet ImpressionsNow, when I say foods can talk, I don’t mean that an exquisitely prepared lobster is going to suddenly speak up and ask to be spared from a rumbling stomach. I’m talking about food with messages. Think of the corn fields in that sci-fi movie Signs… except, well, it’s not signs but words. And not fields of crops but food on your dinner plate.

If foods could talk, what would they say? What would you want them to say? The birth of talking foods is only a few months away. Gourmet Impressions, Inc. has officially awarded Practical Enterprises, Inc. the exclusive worldwide Licensing rights to bring their food embossing and impressing tools to life.

These babies called The Roller and The Stamper are the only gadgets in the world that can enable anyone, anywhere to make foods talk. Just about any message, saying, logo or picture of one’s desire can be personalized instantaneously as an embossment onto. or an impression into a vast variety of 40+ foods. Pizzas, ice creams, baked goods, deserts, fruits, vegetables, cookies, cheeses, and breads will be speaking, whispering, shouting, cooing, or even communicating in braille, depending upon one’s moods , desires and passions.

Eat my words! You will soon experience tasty smiles from edible messages, the likes of which you’ve never consumed. The Culinary and Food Advertising Industries are about to be revolutionized with a new excitement and vigor, creating a fun, memorable experience for all. Every child, adult; rich or poor, every restaurant, kitchen; every country, town, hamlet and in every language will soon have much food for thought. Signature dishes will be just that, and on everyone’s lips…literally.

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