I dunno. What do you think? What do they put in those burgers out on the west coast?

Meet Farmer Boys® New Head of Security. Sworn to protect the farm fresh vegetables that make Farmer Boys burgers so tasty. Locally-sourced lettuce, crisp tomatoes, onions and Hass avocados. Stop by and say hello. If he says anything back, you may want to get some help.

“He showed up during the lunch rush. He arrived from the farm to protect the farm-fresh vegetables at Farmer Boys. We immediately hired him as our Head of Security. He also keeps the restaurants free from crows.” – Ken Clark, President