Milk a Cow With Your iPhone

Chuck Zimmerman

Ever milked a cow? Probably most of you have not. Well now there’s an app for that.

In Milk the cow, you have one task… Milk the cow to death!

This is the simplest, most ridiculously funny game of 2009. Great for stress relief and surprisingly addictive!

Simply squeeze the cow’s breasts and see how many buckets of milk you can get in 30 seconds. Complete with high score!

Cow’s breasts? I wonder how many cows the creator of this app has milked.

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