Meat Water is billed as a “High Efficiency Survival Beverage.” Seems pretty fishy to me. Why? Because it’s the brainchild of German born artist, Till Krautkramer. Till “was born on planet earth in Heidelberg, Germany, just in time to watch the1969 moon landing. It’s possible that the ontological anxiety brought about by this historical event helped shape his rare personality type: The German With A Sense Of Humor.” He’s an artist and photographer. He’s very well connected socially since you can find him on LinkedIn, Twitter, Facebook and a blog connected with Meat Water. And there’s even a blog to point out that Meat Water, just plain “isn’t.”
So, visit DinnerInABottle.com and pick out your favorite flavor. This one seemed especially humorous to me.
IN HONOR OF OUR NEW PRESIDENT, Liquid Innovations, maker of MeatWater™ is introducing HopeJuice™ “Kenyan Beef Stew” as the first Economic Survival Flavor exclusively for Airforce One and the White House and soon for the entire Free World as a whole.
Kenyan Beef Stew
Beef Chuck, Onions, Tomato ( Tumeric + Ginger)
I HAVE A DREAM!
YES WE CAN. . . CHANGE OUR ENERGY DRINK! This is the flavor Barack’s father was dreaming about! Tomatoes, beans and garlic along with a secret combination of African spices and the finest Kansas corn-fed beef are cooked slowly until the flavors meld together into an inspiring, hope-filled beverage that provides sustained energy for when the White House phone rings at 3AM. We promise this will satisfy both the Left and the Right! And with times the way they are, who has the cash to buy all these ingredients? It’s Economic Stimulus in a bottle!
Best enjoyed at oval office temperature!