Now that you’re stuffed on thanksgiving food for dinner what do you eat for breakfast? How about a Shmonster from Sheetz. There’s certainly no reason to provide nutrition information on this thing. Of course you’ve got to live in Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Maryland, Virginia, Ohio or North Carolina to get one.

Altoona, PA — Just when you thought it was safe to go out for breakfast, Sheetz – the stores that bring you Shmuffins, Shmiscuits and Shmagels – unleashes The Shmonster. With its double egg, double meat and double cheese, The Shmonster is everything you ever wanted in a breakfast sandwich – only a whole lot bigger, and only $1.00 more than the regular sized breakfast sandwiches. “This is not a breakfast sandwich for the faint of heart – we named it ‘Shmonster’ for a reason,” said Louie Sheetz, executive vice president of marketing, Sheetz, Inc. “This is a big sandwich that our customers tell us they want, loaded with double everything. So for those times when you want to sink your teeth into a monster of a breakfast sandwich, The Shmonster has arrived.”